Hatred..

From Nick Knight's book, "Skinhead".

"Don't Try.."

Couldn't agree with you more Chinaski..

What The..

FUCK IS THIS!?



This bloke should have been coathangered as a foetus.

Blame It On The Credit Crunch..

Taken from an article on the MSNBC website:

Father Accused Of Selling Daughter For Beer
Police: Man Called Police After Not Getting Payments

GREENFIELD, Calif. - A father is accused of trying to sell his 14-year-old daughter for marriage in hopes of getting money and 150 cases of beer in return, Greenfield police said.

Macelino de Jesus Martinez, 36, was arrested Monday on suspicion of trying to arrange to have his daughter marry Margarito de Jesus Galindo, 18, for $16,000, 100 cases of Corona, 50 cases of Modelo beer, several cases of meat, two cases of wine, 50 cases of Gatorade and 50 cases of soft drinks, authorities said.

The girl moved in with Galindo and when payments were not received, her father called police to get his daughter back.

Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told KSBW Action News 8 that both Martinez and Galindo, who are immigrants from Mexico, face the possibility of being deported as illegal immigrants.

Grebmeier also said that both men didn’t fully understand that what they were doing was wrong.

Also, the girl told police that she willingly moved in with Galindo.

Arranged marriages are common in the section of Mexico where both Galindo and Martinez are from.

But California law prohibits arranged marriage where one or both of the parties have been coerced.

Galindo was arrested and booked into the Monterey County Jail on suspicion of statutory rape, and Martinez was arrested and booked on suspicion of receiving money for causing a person to cohabitate.

Grebmeier said that there have been rumors of arranged marriages taking place in the Greenfield area before, but that this was the first arrest concerning the act of human trafficking in the city that he knows of.

The case will head to the district attorney’s office Tuesday.



Fucking pigs getting in the way of cultural traditions they don't understand..

Talk About..

..Artistic fucking integrity. Blu's a nutter..



One artfag I can get behind (no pun intended)

Raised At Gunpoint: 2008 Round Up..

So after a brief holiday hiatus of booze and drugs, it's time to fuck with that reality shit that Hollywood's been going mad over.. Here's a few lists that I felt the need to get out my system.. So half these albums I'll deny I ever liked in 6 months time but by then this blog probably won't exist anyway. If you want bullshit opinions about each one then go to Pitchfork or something because music is a sacred thing that shouldn't be debated or picked apart by close-minded vultures (Basically, I really can't be fucked)


Top 13(?) Albums Of 2008


01. The Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound
02. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
03. The Loved Ones - Build And Burn
04. She And Him - Volume 1
05. The Game - LAX
06. Ceremony - Still Nothing Moves You
07. The Walkmen - You And I
08. Have Heart - Songs To Scream At The Sun
09. Oasis - Dig Out Your Soul
10. Kings Of Leon - Only By The Night
11. Elzhi - The Preface
12. Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride
13. Fucked Up - The Chemistry Of Modern Living

Top 5 EPs Of 2008:


01 - Durrty Goodz - Axiom EP
02 - The Gaslight Anthem - Senor And The Queen
03 - Mumford And Sons - Lend Me Your Eyes
04 - Kid Harpoon - Second EP
05 - Trapped Under Ice - Stay Cold

Biggest Letdowns Of 2008:

01 - Ill Bill - The Hour Of Reprisal (Boring)
02 - Joe Budden - Halfway House (Mood Musik 4 I think not)
03 - Saigon - The Greatest Story Never Told (Is this ever coming out?)
04 - Jedi Mind Tricks - A History Of Violence (This was never gonna be good but..)
(Basically, fuck hip-hop in 2008)


Best Film Of 2008:


01 - The Dark Knight (Couldn't really be beaten for pure entertainment value plus it's one of the only films I saw that came out this year.. Gomorrah was alright as well)


With all that boring bollocks out the way, I can finally sleep at night.

Hitler Youth..

Taken from Yahoo News


Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied

EASTON, Pa. – A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell's name on his birthday cake.

Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman, said the store denied similar requests from the Campbells the last two years, including a request for a swastika.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said Tuesday.

Wal-Mart spokeswoman Anna Taylor told The Easton Express-Times that the store won't put anything illegal or profane on a cake but thinks it's important to respect the views of customers and employees.

"Our No. 1 priority in decorating cakes is to serve the customer to the best of our ability," Taylor said from Bentonville, Ark.

When reached by The Associated Press, Taylor said she'd call back to provide a comment.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name."

The Campbells' two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.

Campbell said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

He said about 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children of mixed race.

Sounds to me like ShopRite are a bunch of fucking race traitors.

Please God No..

Glen Matlock writing Pretty Vacant II.

So I just read on Punknews that the Sex Pistols might be recording another album. That Glen Matlock wanker (the one who ate the cum sandwich and signed my t-shirt at a Borders instore when I was fourteen and fucking cool) rambled something along the lines of:

"The Sex Pistols? We've done our bit this year…we'll meet again in the new year and see what we want to do. We were not recording a new album - I think that journalists are making it up, but you can never say never. We all got ideas between us. It's a double-edged sword if you do it not good as the original, and if you don't do it people want to know why - but it's up to us. We are the masters of our own destiny."

Can't these senile old men put the instruments down and leave the punk to younger, more intense bands like The Script?

Who The Fuck..

..Is Kate Moss? Or Sam Hiscox for that matter?

Good Habits..

I think I'm gonna get into this shit in 2009..

This Is Quite Possibly..

..The most beautiful, heart-warming story I have ever read.

Taken from an article on the Chicago Tribune website..


Practicising Abstinence, Bride and Groom Have Never Kissed

When the officiant tells Claudaniel Fabien he can kiss his bride at the altar Saturday, no one will fault the couple for a little "should I tilt my head this way, or that way?" awkwardness.

It will be the couple's very first kiss.

And that night could be their very first ... uh, back to that kiss.

"I don't know how long it'll last, but it'll be great," says a confident Melody LaLuz, 28, who is marrying 30-year-old Fabien in Chicago after a yearlong courtship and two-year friendship.

The "no-kissing" rule came up as a way to prevent things from getting out of hand.

You see, Fabien and LaLuz both teach abstinence courses to Chicago Public Schools teens. And they say they practice what they preach.

To avoid temptation while dating, they made sure they were never alone with each other in a house. When they watched movies on the couch, they snuggled sitting straight up, never lying down.

"It really tested us and encouraged us to grow closer in our hearts and our minds, just expressing things verbally," Fabien said.

He found other ways to show LaLuz his passion—like by cleaning her car. And washing the dishes.

Despite abstaining, they have no anxieties about their upcoming Bahamas honeymoon.

Yes, they've heard "test drive the car before you buy," but LaLuz has her own analogy.

"You can't take the car out of the parking lot until you pay for it," she said

And If There's Crack In The Basement..

How the fuck did I forget about the Cold Vein? I can think of nothing better to jam in your Ipod for these dark and icey winter evenings.. El-P's production is like having your brain torn out your ears with a PCP-dipped fishing hook.. In other words, it's ridiculous. Lyrically, Vast Aire and Vordul both merge into the madness with their stories of ghetto surgeries and crack babies born in the backstreets of Harlem.

If you haven't got this I suggest you kill yourself.. If you haven't got the balls for that, maybe you'd like to abuse this stolen link below..

(2001) - Cannibal Ox - The Cold Vein

Lick'n Chick'n Present..

I must say I was pretty disappointed when I found out what it actually consisted of..

Hollywood Strikes Again..

A leaked photo from the Old Boy film set I got from a contact

So it looks like Hollywood really are remaking Old Boy after all. After speculation that Tom Cruise would play the lead role, it turns out the far more accomplished and more suitable Will Smith is to fit the role with master director Steven Spielberg sorting out the drugs..


Taken from an article on the Coming Soon website..

Spielberg and Smith Eyeing Oldboy Remake
Source: Variety
November 7, 2008

Steven Spielberg and Will Smith are in early discussions to collaborate on a remake of Chan Wook-park's Oldboy, says Variety. DreamWorks is in the process of securing the remake rights, and the new film will be distributed by Universal.

In the 2003 Korean original, a man gets kidnapped and held in a shabby cell for 15 years without explanation. Suddenly, he's released and given money, a cell phone and clothes and is set on a path to discover who destroyed his life so he can take revenge.

Smith who would play the kidnapped man if all the pieces fall into place. Spielberg is looking for a writer to begin the development process.

Spielberg is next expected to direct Tintin.


I have every faith that this will be a powerful and awe-inspiring piece of tragic thrill-drama; maybe even more so than the original! LOLZ!

All To Hell..

So I've been listening to alot of the Black Diamond Heavies recently..

This band fucking crush, kill and destroy all the way. If I was an NME journalist I'd probably describe them as Tom Waits stabbing John Lee Hooker to death with a broken bottle of distortion he stole from the Stooges. I'm not though, so instead of having some sad little music-nerd wank fantasy I'll simply describe them as a really nasty, dirty, deranged garage-blues band that sound like they drink alot and do alot of coke. Did I mention distortion?

Because my Internet connection here is so shit, I'm resorting to stealing links (Fuck BT). I don't know how many blog points I lose for that but it's gotta be a fuckload. Anyway, here's their debut album from last year, Every Damn Time. Props to whoever upped it..

(2007) - Black Diamond Heavies - Every Damn Time

Tree Goats..

..are fucking kicking off.

The Sun Never Sets On The Cool Kids..

Mumford and Sons are a London based band that play really fucking good indie-folk tunes complete with banjos and harmonies. Marcus Mumford's voice really reminds me of a more melancholic Kid Harpoon and this is one of the best EPs I've heard all year. I can see this band developing quite a buzz over the next year..

I can't be fucked to upload something I've just downloaded so here's a link I stole off some forum.

(2008) - Mumford And Sons - The Sun Never Sets On The Cool Kids EP

You Ain't Grinding 'Til You Tired..

With that tattooed tear, the Kurt Cobain reference and that t-shirt, the Game is proving to be a bit of an emo fag really. Maybe he's the next Cage? This tune is gully though - Lil' Wayne has such a soulful voice..

If I Had Silly Money..

Old fuckin' school..

Motion Sickness..

So last Saturday night I headed off to Motion in Bristol. Within ten minutes of standing outside, I was given a bottle of cider and guestlist details by pissed-up strangers - This was an indication of good things to come. There was a metal detector and a sniffer dog outside which seemed a bit much but once I got inside it felt more like a rave than a club and everyone was chewing their lips off. The main room is a skatepark in the day and absolutely massive and the garden is sick as well with shitloads of space. Maybe it was the fact I'd just avoided paying fifteen quid entrance fee or the effects of the crushed up gurner I'd put in my rum and coke but the vibe was dope. I saw some hipsters trying to fight which was quite amusing.

Midnight Jugganaughts played in the main room and they were pretty good - I've never heard them on record but in my state they sounded like a cross between Justice and Arcade Fire, which is probably a completely inaccurate description. Late Of The Pier played after this and they were also good, though the singer looked like the kind of self-important indie tosser you want to punch.

Digitalism finished the night off and despite all the shit I talk about that kind of music, I ended up dancing 'til the cows came home (..six). They played some remix of MGMT's Kids, which got every Vice Magazine electro art-fag student in Bristol to "get involved", as someone not quite as cool as me might say. In fact, the only bad thing about this night was the toilet queues, where pilled-up losers (you know the kind) subjected me to some of the most inane and annoying conversations I have ever heard in a club toilet. No, I don't want to buy some "gnarly ket".. Leave me alone.

Love you long time Motion... Will be returning soon.