Thursday 5 June 2008

Juggalo Funeral

I think I nearly vomited. What with hearing the excited screams of the new Big Brother guinea pigs/contestents and then stumbling across this. Seriously, what is wrong with this world?

For those who ain't up-to-date with their subcultural references, a juggalo is the term given to a rabid fan of disgustingly bad rap-metal "musicians", Insane Clown Posse. There's literally thousands of these pathetic excuses for human life around the USA - I guess a British equivalent would be.. well we haven't actually got one because no matter how down the drain this country is going, we will never be populated by a large subculture of mentally-challenged facepainted wankers (ravers don't count) who live their lives based on the lyrical prose of Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J. This isn't a racist rant - America is just so much more weird and fucked up than us. I mean seriously, fat ugly Mudvayne fans are one thing - but this!?





The USA needs get its shit together and call for the extermination of these sad specimens of failure.

3 comments:

raven1122 said...

"WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE,
JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON.
SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST,
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US."

Quit running your mouth and go to

www.whatisajuggalo.com

Don't judge what you don't understand dude!!
It's more than a fanbase of ICP (Insane Clown Posse)... it's an enormous group of outcast people "brought together" by ICP and made into a family.
How you gonna judge people for having friends and family?? And even more... how are you going to judge a person who you don't even know??
Sounds like YOU are the "Wanker" and the "Specimen of Failure"!!!

Further... if you wanna bring countries into this... you got Juggalo family in Britain also....
http://icp.meetup.com/cities/gb/coventry/

http://www.angelfire.com/music4/lotus_juagglo_uk/

before you start running your mouth, do a little research!!!

Have a nice day!!!
MWCL (Much Wicked Clown Love)
~The Raven~

Unknown said...

dont comment on a culture which you dont know. you have not known loyalty till you can call yourself a juggalo. someone you dont even know will come up to you and help you out, just cause you got a hatchetman on your shirt. its flat out absolute loyalty. you will never see one juggalo turn their back to another juggalo. ever... now thats family

Unknown said...

Opinions truly are like @sses. Everybody has one, and most of them stink.

Bash-fests are a sure sign of boredom. Couldn't find anything better to blog about, huh?

I'm down with the clown, for life. I've met so many awesome juggalos and juggalettes just in the last two years, it's incredible. These people are more my family than the ones I was born to.